If it isn't Baroque, don't fix it!

I don't like certain words.
I mean, everyone has a word they don't like, right? I have a generalization over many words I don't like. Basically, words that sound like one another.
I have a list somewhere...I will share it with you sometime.
My least favorite? Condone and Condemn. Really, they sound so similar- and I always think they mean what the other word mean.
I am a horrible English major, I know. I just like to write.

So, anyways, along with that word rant, last week on NPR (ya, I listen to NPR. I'm cool like that. Not old at all). And they were having a joke-a-thon (at least Nebraska was).
I LOVE JOKES.
And they were the good kinds.
The border line too corny, not dirty or super offensive, "ah-ha" kinda jokes.

Of course I barely remember any of them, 'cause they were that good.... but this one. Probably because,  it contains an English major.

A man walked in on his wife, who taught high school English, in bed with another man. He said, "Dear, I'm surprised!" His wife replied, "No darling, your astonished. I'm surprised!"

Or this one, I actually stole from my sister....ish. Someone left it on her facbook wall, and I thought it was hilarious.

"Why did the hipster get burned when he ate his pizza?
"It wasn't cool yet"


Ahhh, jokes. Love them.
Any one have good jokes to share?